Q and A Jokes
Toothy Grin Q) What do vampires play Bingo with? A) Stake money! Big Cheese Q) What do rodents say when they play bingo? A) ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’! Lost Love Q) What has lots of little balls and screws old ladies? A) A bingo machine! Take these jokes to the bingo chat rooms [...]
Bingo Poems and Limericks
From our Australian friends A lady from Sydney loved Bingo, So much so that she taught her Dingo, She took him along to the hall, Where they both had a ball, Till he Full-Housed but could not speak the Lingo! A Bingo Prayer As I lay me down to slumber All I need is one [...]
A Bingo Prayer
A Bingo Prayer As I lay me down to slumber All I need is one more number When to the big game I go I pray the Lord I yell BINGO. The above prayer should be said every night before playing land based or internet bingo games. With internet bingo, by saying the above prayer, [...]
More Cool Bingo Jokes
A Full Card 2 old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps looking over Tom’s shoulder saying: “you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number mark it off.” After doing this for quite some time Tom gets annoyed and says: “why don’t you do your own card?” [...]
Even More Jokes
My Defense Your Honour One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 8th floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if [...]
