Bingo! Naked Player Arrested

Ardmore, Pennsylvania — After a thorough investigation, Philadelphia Police authorities have nabbed the Naked Bingo Man, Davis Jeffreys, who has terrorized local bingo halls from Camden to Harrisburg.
The Naked Bingo Man shows up as a regular bingo player, but when he wins, he shouts “Bingo!” and begins to disrobe down to his Calvin Klein underwear. He stands about 5′ 11” and weighs about 180 pounds. He has told the players next to him that he is 59 years old.
You would think that most of the ladies in the bingo halls would be offended by the Naked Bingo Man’s actions, but that is simply not the case. Jeffreys has been greeted by cheers at most bingo halls and has received at least three marriage proposals. “I guess I’ve become kind of a celebrity,” said Jeffreys. “I’ve even heard ladies at the table saying they wished the Naked Bingo Man would come to their bingo hall.”
On Saturday night, however, Jeffreys may have won his last bingo game for a while. While playing at the King of Prussia VFW, Jeffreys won and went into his normal post-win display. Local undercover police were at the VFW and arrested him after he took off his shirt and starting gyrating Elvis-style. To the jeers of the mostly female audience, Jeffries was led into the police car and taken to the local station.
Jeffreys was released when bingo players showed up at the police station with the necessary bail money of $270. “We pooled our winnings,” said Iris Hamilton, of Bridgeport. “The guy doesn’t deserve to go to jail for putting a little bit of fun into our lives.”
Davis Jeffreys was charged with inciting a riot and his hearing will be on Friday, November 2. In the mean time, he’s been ordered to stay out of all bingo halls in Pennsylvania until after his hearing.




